basic batch file fun

okay welcome to a basic batch file fun tut...

first of all we have the old start trick....

all you do is open up a note pad and type start as many times as you want make sure each start is on a new line... then save as "hax.bat" or what ever you wana call it... make sure you add the "" because it will save as hax.bat.txt with out it not what you want....

kk now i dont recomend running this it will lag your computer into shut down lolz...
it opens a million comand prompts witch takes 2% of your cpu thus lagging out eventualy

now a little trickyer...not realy after a start you may list a website such as www.google.com and it will open google i no haha funny make it pop up a million porns...

now you can type explorer after the start to make it open documents... you may only open 50 documents at one time...

and you no mess around with that.... send it to a friend...


next tut is a little more than just start....

kk go to desktop and right click then new then short cut
when it says type the location of the item type shutdown -s -t then enter a time like 10 and if you want a message to pop up do -c (message) dont do these ()
so it should look like this
shutdown -s -t 10 -c hello there matee i do believe you got a virus...

then press next.... give it a name id do this name it a thing like internet explorer and then press next
k that doesnt look to internet explorere to me so go to properties (right click it) then you should be on short cut then do change icon scroll over and find the internet explorer icon and wola send it to a friend while hes in the bath room and delete his old one he trys to do it he shits him self you laugh...
well thats all for now untill next time happy hackings

lol i know some of these but they are some really good pranks to pull on people.I put the Shutdown one in a certain file at my school and someone clicked on it and it shut every single computer on that network down lol

haha nice! sounds good was it a windows computer or a mac cause my school uses crapy macs ><

Windows XP

oh thats cool lolz i dont no why they use macs here but i hate it... accept the funny phsycotherapist that comes with them

Macs are okay but i am way more used to windows

i dont like macs ><

i just made both of these (saved as .txt's for now so i cant accidently open them)

good lolz i almost accsedently opend one threw the internet *gasp*

lol that would have sucked

yeah lolz was a spammer too ^^

that sucks

tehe 50 whats up with every one

idk....i have been hella bored lol

lolz me too but thats cause no one else can chill cause no rides or casue work

if i cant get a ride then i find a ride lol

lolz ive done that before me and sam didnt feel like walking back home so im like hmm i take my phone and i call this kid named mark... im like hey wana hang out?

hes like ya sure

im like okay but were kinda at mcdonalds you should come pick us up lolz

lol thats awesome...if i lived in colorado we could hang and make batch files and shit

i no right lolz my friend used to live in oragen but he liven in portland and yeah

o i am in Hillsboro

cool lolz im in aurora

if im ever there i'll try to visit

sweet lolz sounds like a melest goin on here lolz

na man..i dont role like that...i only likes me da women

dam lolz jk but seriusly i doubt youll ever travel here its too montianie for you lolz